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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP! 

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.
Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You Know What They Say 

The bigger the sock, the harder the cock.
You know what they say..... the bigger the sock, the harder the cock

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers 

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

Your mom told me to say hi to you 

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.
You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

You know what they say 

A phrase used to relate a certain situation to a "known saying", the saying is mentioned by unknown people referred to as "They".
You know what they say by Nadims January 6, 2017

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!