Midwest Male

Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.

"Tom is such a Midwest Male. He wouldn't shut up at the urinals"

by Closetobegood January 26, 2022

Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.

"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"

by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023

Midwest Princess

he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include:

Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.

Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.

Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.

Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.

She's so midwest princess! <3

by itsthevibes June 6, 2024

Midwest trespass

The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.

"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "

"You going to ask them first?"

"Nope, Midwest trespass."

by anonymous June 12, 2025

Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.

Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.

by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

midwest medium

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018