Daniel: drive safe out there
Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 07, 2025
Get the Midwest sobermug. A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.
Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.
by ShutupSitdown June 22, 2022
Get the Midwest Princessmug. by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022
Get the The Midwestmug. When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid
“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
by biggest z January 27, 2024
Get the Midwest Advantagemug. by wooollas September 04, 2021
Get the midwest cowboymug. by wendytorrance October 18, 2019
Get the Midwest Trianglemug. The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.
Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
Get the Midwestmug.