Shithouse

Chris Martin and Derby County

Chris Martin is a big shithouse, he shithoused Nottingham Forest

by Chris_Martin July 04, 2020

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

shithouseable

The ability to shithouse a task

I think dressing up as cartoon characters is fairly shithouseable

by MATLFan1010 May 02, 2022

stewie SHITHOUSE

A Stewie SHITHOUSE is a guy from Rhyl that loves moody gear. He has loads of pretend jobs but is a wind turbine painter.

That idiot looks like a Stewie SHITHOUSE

by Owens wan kenobi September 05, 2024

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021

Shithouse

An adjective used to describe someone if they are being a fanny/scaredy cat

Harrison stop being a shithouse just do it

by Ginge Gurr October 29, 2021

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023