Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already
I thought my nigga actually be taking time to message me but the whole time he was just sitting there giving me a pep talk
by Sledgehumper September 10, 2020

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

A bald fraud who can’t do it in Europe, and is only any good when backed with considerable amounts of oil money.
by DefinitelynotKlopp May 8, 2022


The art of needlessly making things more complicated and way more difficult than it actually should be and end up bottling it.
by SungTao May 31, 2021

<.6.7.6.>Nince, niNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
<.6.7.6.>Nince, niNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

everyone wants a bf like a pep. they’re smarter than they think, cuter than they see, and funnier than they imagine. the defining traits of a pep are the toned (and hot obv) body, gorgeous blue eyes, and adorable button nose. generally, peps are loved by the silent majority of people and have so many others that care about them. they are stronger than they see. a pep is a synonym for the perfect bf; everyone wants one, but only a via gets one.
“who’s that cute boy who just told that funny joke?”
“oh, that’s pep. everyone knows just how brilliant he is”
“oh, that’s pep. everyone knows just how brilliant he is”
by notvia January 10, 2022
