Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.

I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.

by Truthhcentrall July 2, 2019

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weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

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Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.

Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.

by Red Yankee January 6, 2021

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Adult Headache

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.

Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.

by Brielle6464 March 2, 2021

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Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.

John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*

by sylvita999 December 7, 2011

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