Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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Two classic examples of shameless "pre-favoring" are:
(1) Offering to buy a girl lunch and then afterwards pressuring her to have sex with you --- or at least allow you to touch her intimately --- in return.
(2) Voluntarily performing some household chore like sweeping or snow-shovelling, and then telling the homeowner that he is now obligated to either give you cash or buy you a pack of cigarettes as payment for your labors.
(1) Offering to buy a girl lunch and then afterwards pressuring her to have sex with you --- or at least allow you to touch her intimately --- in return.
(2) Voluntarily performing some household chore like sweeping or snow-shovelling, and then telling the homeowner that he is now obligated to either give you cash or buy you a pack of cigarettes as payment for your labors.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Get the Manly favors mug.The term "correggilo per favore" is corporate speak for "correct this please." The term is interpreted as droop everything and "fix this immediately." It is typically sent via a text message or email from a manager to an underling requesting immediate changes be made to the attached or referenced document.
The boss just sent me a text message, "correggilo per favore!" with a list of changes to the report I gave him yesterday!
by R with an F October 11, 2022
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Get the Tom Favor mug.I called a twin favor for finals. I studied only History and English and took those tests twice while my sister took Math and Science twice.
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Guy 1: Hey man, who did Kawhi put in a poster from last night?
Guy 2: Some guy named Derrick Favors, he had 10 minutes left in his contract anyway.
Guy 2: Some guy named Derrick Favors, he had 10 minutes left in his contract anyway.
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