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TESS

A woman that has lived a hard life.
by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024
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Tess

Tess is gr8
by Yertness April 24, 2018
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Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
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Tess

A really fit girl who i just want to touch. She makes me feel as if i am wanted and that i have a purpose in life. She is sometimes feisty but is cute when she is. Tess is the best girl in my life and will be for everybody else.
I want to touch tess
by hdbdhrndjnsksnsksn May 5, 2022
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Tess

Likes dogs and cold weather. Is an social media ghost but will spend her days searching herself up on the internet. Best friends with a Lottie. If you ever meet a Tess you should make sure you stay on her good side, and if you don't get trained in self defense because she will MURDER YOU. Sweet and caring, bossy and energetic, once you have a Tess she's with you for life. Make sure you take care of your Tess as she is fragile and stronger than titanium all at the same time.
"You can never go wrong with a Tess."
by the world is on fire April 16, 2023
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Tess

Tess is an adjective for a GIANT person or thing. Everyone knows when (a) Tess enters a room because the floor starts shaking. Tess hits up McDonald’s 8 days a week and twice on Sundays.
Woah there’s tess
Bro look she’s tess-maxxing
by NedDavis07 May 21, 2024
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Tess.

Tess is the really smart, sporty, cute, kind, funny and loveable girl in your class. She is talented in lots of areas and has the potential to become famous, but she'd rather be hanging around with her mates, laughing and joking. Tess usually has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is the average height, but appears small when stood near the tall boys in her class (which there are lots of). Tess is great at writing and exceeds at Modern Languages at school, but her secret talent is her voice, and she loves to write her own lyrics. She hopes to tour round hotels in America and do gigs in hotel bars when she graduates. If you like a Tess, ask her out, because she'll most likely say yes...unless she hates you. Oh, and never get into a verbal fight with Tess, she'll always win. Tess is also competitive and athletic, so a lot of boys like her but she's interested in tall, dark haired, freckled boys who like sport. If you are with a Tess, you will know she can be calm and will literally fight anyone who tries to harm you, because she is so loyal. But she will feel anxious if other boys tease her for who she likes and if her boyfriend looks at her nervously, she'll feel insecure and want to ask him why, but won't have the courage, because she'll feel like he doesn't like her anymore. No matter her age, she'll want to kiss her boyfriend before Christmas Break.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 17, 2022
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