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Tess

Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.
Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.
by tabac28 February 13, 2024
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Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.
dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple
by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022
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TESS

A woman that lives a life full of hardship.
That girl has a tess of a thing going on.
by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024
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Tess

Likes dogs and cold weather. Is an social media ghost but will spend her days searching herself up on the internet. Best friends with a Lottie. If you ever meet a Tess you should make sure you stay on her good side, and if you don't get trained in self defense because she will MURDER YOU. Sweet and caring, bossy and energetic, once you have a Tess she's with you for life. Make sure you take care of your Tess as she is fragile and stronger than titanium all at the same time.
"You can never go wrong with a Tess."
by the world is on fire April 16, 2023
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Hayden and Tess

Hayden and Tess give ORAL sex together hayden puts his 1cm dick in tesss vagina and then he collapses
Hayden and tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024
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Tess

Tess is gr8
by Yertness April 24, 2018
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International tess day

International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love
Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means

Person 2: no?

Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY

Person 2: OMG YAY
by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021
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