Swiftie

Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).

Ew, are you a swiftie?

"Back off! Out of my sight, thou dost infect mine eyes! But yes, thou am."

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

swiftie

A swiftie is a person who is a huge fan of Taylor Swift. They might have her in their playlist, have room decor and know everything about the pop/country singer and songwriter.

" I am such a swiftie!"

by clairethecarrot January 18, 2023

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 20, 2015

Swifty

An enthusiastic fan of taylor

I love Taylor swift so im a swifty

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025