by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024
Get the closet swiftiemug. When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 8, 2025
Get the Swiftymug. by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017
Get the Taylor Swiftymug. Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
by Birdah January 24, 2024
Get the Swiftiesmug. by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023
Get the swiftiemug. The die-hard fans of Taylor swift.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.
Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift
Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …
You: Red by Taylor swift
Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …
by EIKOOP_YM33P August 19, 2024
Get the Swiftiesmug. Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
by AntiSwift April 23, 2023
Get the Swiftiemug.