A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.

Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home

by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021

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Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

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Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025

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Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

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swiftie bestie

A swiftie bestie refers to a best friend who is one of the most amazing people ever. It is a person who is very kind and very trustful. It is a person who is very talented but does not accept it because they are very humble at the same time. Overall this person is best best friend that one can ever ask for.

My best friend from Wisconsin is very talented and very kind. She is very trustful and can be trusted with anything. Overall she is an amazing swiftie bestie.

by Amazing young person June 2, 2022

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