You have staff, right? You have staff... who manage your affairs, your campaign, day-to-day activities, etc... Right? Sooo.... How are you not a retard who won a popularity contest? You sound like a retard. That’s what retards have. That’s what a retards life is like.... a waitress can do your job.... because your job is basically showing up where you’re told to show up... your job requirements are basically.... being able to read and write? And I need to work harder... to generate more money... for you... so you can work less.... I mean... you sit in a chair.... 80% of you are geriatric.... I should work harder though... that’s what should happen... so you can make more money... and you could say “But if you work harder you’ll make more money too” but... only one of us is doing the work... and I can turn on Cspan... and I can read the bills... and then (at that point) I’m basically doing your job... but for free... but I should work harder... so a literal retard can stop working in a last ditch effort to sponge up as much money as possible before they die... and who gets their money when they die (the money they took from everyone)... and who gets the money when they die? Fuck trophies... but it’s ok... generational wealth only lasts 3 generations... because the people at the top change.... because sometimes rich people only have daughters... and all of the names change... And that means I should work harder? Huh..... Ok.....
Hym “Sooo.... Politicians.... you said all of that.... and what I hear is that this is basically group-home world.... I hate to break it to you but Orwell is already here. I mean... I’m being punished for wrong-think... actively. People have deluded themselves into believing it’s necessary to engage in a selective surveillance state campaign... Oh wait.... ✌️✊✌️No one can hear me✌️✊✌️ (except for the people who read it every day and reference it every day and the guy who un-ironically said this to me as though he didn’t read it and isn’t responding to it actively). Oh well 🤷 ♂️ I’ll just keep talking.“
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Politiciansmug. The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.
Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.
by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023
Get the Politician's thumbmug. There’’s still house full of politicians at parliament. Well serves you right for not calling “Rentokil” to clear out those parasites.
by 1BigEck January 10, 2024
Get the Politicianmug. by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024
Get the Politicianmug. If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Get the Politicianmug. An immature adult that would like to be noticed by pretending to care about people they feel are below them. Politician can also be used to insult anyone that feels anything that can remotely put them down will destroy all their reputation hence politicians can't do anything wrong.
A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
1. hey calm down child your worse than a politician
2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
by hlczn December 20, 2013
Get the politicianmug. Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
Get the politician carmug.