Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))

Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

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Kingston, usually a blonde haired wannabe gangsta. likes to look smug and be the class clown but deep down is lowkey just saddddd and has a 0 inch pinch

ewwwww, kingston. i'd prefer a stefano

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Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

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Vontae Pruitt’s boyfriend

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He is a guy who will always have your eyes and is funny, kind, nice, smart, and loving kingston also has a really big big PP he will always be there for you and will always try and make jokes to make you feel better he is very athletic and has always been.

Hey have you seen kingston anywhere?

by ihatethisera January 5, 2023

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