touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 01, 2021

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while

Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”

by King_Chaice October 30, 2023

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 04, 2023

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

by shooth1 July 20, 2024