throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 05, 2011

Bottle throttle

To do the retarded trend of flipping a water bottle onto a table

I hate it when people bottle throttle

by Galaxy_27 June 29, 2016

Twottle on the throttle

When you finger a girl so hard that her vagina makes the noise of a v8 engine.

Guy 1: Last night I put my twottle on the throttle!
Guy 2: Man really? What did it sound like?
Guy 1: Have you ever been to the Bathurst 1000?

by Bundee November 23, 2019

Thruway Throttling

When the pricing of a restaurant or a store is radically marked up because of it being in a rest stop on the thruway.

"Why is this meal $5 more than usual? There's gotta be some kind of thruway throttling going on."

by JustAcro August 04, 2023

Throttle bank

The repository of dirty thoughts and images collected over an extended period of time that is then subsequently used for aggressive self stimulation.

Haley got very excited and decided to retire to her room to to engage her throttle bank.

by MasterDebator July 13, 2022

fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006