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Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk
Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?
by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019
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Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021
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Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.
You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021
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Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Stance

When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way outside the body of the vehicle.
Bruh, you see the stance on that Ram? She thiccc
by The-expert January 3, 2021
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Stance

When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way out past the body lines.
Bruh, you see the stance on that ride? She thiccc
by The-expert January 3, 2021
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