sometimey 

Synonym with bipolar.

His mood is very sometimey. He should definitely see a psychiatrist.

sometimey by BaconSkye November 13, 2021

Sometimey ass bitch 

Is a bitch that says she's real or a ride or die chick that's down for you but sometimes she's going down on someone else

Thought I married a real one but turns out she was just a sometimey ass bitch

Sometimey ass bitch by Theoriginalreject April 1, 2022

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2023

what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9

a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.

freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away

what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9 by ishu4 April 30, 2023

Geary (sometimes Gearie) 

1. One that steals, lies and generally backstabs ones friends, collegues and aqaintenences.

2. One that cannot be trusted.

"Some guy just did a geary and ripped off my work!"

"Oh, he's geary, I wouldn't trust him..."

Geary (sometimes Gearie) by always_never April 30, 2006

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

Sometimes-handball by huls March 29, 2009

smoetimes 

Smoetimes is the word you use when you're about to use the word sometimes twice in a sentence but you feel the sentence needs an added bit of variety. Sentence "flair" is one way to describe it. It's purely for aesthetic reasons.

kauhornz: i hate family guy it's so awful
sonofashrub: its funny sometimes and smoetimes its not that great

smoetimes by Dierdre Chou April 30, 2006