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if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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see you again sometime

by Ritacca August 24, 2023
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Sometimes Day

February 17 is national Sometimes Day. This celebrates all the things that you only do sometimes. It’s a day to indulge and do things you wouldn’t normally do
Person 1: “hey do you wanna go out for a drink?”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”

Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day”
by Ace McNasty February 1, 2024
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sometime after

Strax
"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"
by ZeWhip April 11, 2017
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I mean, sometimes

To draw attention to a unique or random occurrence by pretending or acting like the event isn’t random
Chase: I am walking around the park and I found out that the coworker I hate moved into the neighborhood!
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .
by thebeardwonder April 19, 2024
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