"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015
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A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.
by sisibubbles February 27, 2022
A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap
by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022
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A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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