The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 8, 2022

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 12, 2023

High Noon

When you get high at noon time and poke your girl in the Butthole while drinking a tea!

I was hanging with my lady today and gave he the High Noon!

by bhole77 September 26, 2018

Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone better known as iron man got in a fight with the fresh prince. The fresh prince said that iron mans arms were as fragile as glass. Iron man responded by telling prince he had the iron hairline

Mr. Noone i got some technical difficulties

by Mr noone May 3, 2019

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 26, 2019

It's High Noon

No Questions just run for your fucking live!

Mcree: It's High Noon
Enemy: Wait what?!

by Niiko August 10, 2019

Noon at night

For people who don't necessarily like the word midnight, for whatever reason, noon at night is a favorable option.

I'll be home when I get off work, sometime around noon at night.

by Rileys Geeg October 11, 2018