tess

tess has a big butt that all the guys love

woah did u see tess’ butt hanging out

by makeme November 3, 2019

Tess

A hot mess

Tess is gr8

by Yertness April 24, 2018

Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.

“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
“I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”

by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021

Tess

A UBER HOT BABE

TESS IS SO HOT

by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022

Tess

Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.

Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.

by tabac28 February 13, 2024

TESS

A MINOR MUNCHER NORMALY ABOUT 4ft AND VERY SHORT TEMPER BUT NOT AS SHORT AS SHE IS

TESS IS A MINOR MUNCHING COUGA

by anonymous January 27, 2022

tess

The smartest girl in town. She is pretty naive but the nicest. Mostly a brunette who wears glasses… She is hyperactive and very sporty. And mostly, she is prettiest, and the cutest. She’s brave and creative and has a secret talent for drawing and singing. She could seem bossy at first but is funny and relaxed but sometimes stressed. She’s the best friend you could ever have so if you meet her, grab your chance!

Dude one: who’s that nerd?
Dude two: how dare you? That’s a Tess, the nicest girl in town!
Dude one: oh wow !!!

by I like food !!! November 22, 2021