social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.

"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."

by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016

social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.

"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history

by buck$atan January 25, 2021

Social media

A place where Donald Trump can never be.

A: Hey, have you seen Donald Trump recently?
B: No, I spend most of my time on Social media.

by crossworder January 12, 2021

Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"

Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.

by FloorBageo January 21, 2021

social media thots

other words is: shit eaters , toss hoes , dick eaters , thots , Dookie hoes

toss hoe meaning: A female who has committed sexual acts with a group of males at the same time , being passed around from one dick to another.

1. "Did y'all hear neisha fucked the whole team"

"Yea she's such a toss hoe" "she just want to be around us cause we the next gang popping"..

thot meaning : A girl who is looked at as a hoe or slut. That girl a thot from the block.

social media hoe meaning: A social media hoe is a girl who comments on a lot of boys Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and others.

Shit Eater meaning: a open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever. (often groupie or ran through)

Shit Eater, an pen ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever.

Dookie Hoe meaning: Girl that fucks a whole lot and jocks all day.

Probably from Ocala Florida
damn look at waldo with that dookie hoe.

that's all he can get.

other words is: shit eaters , toss hoes , dick eaters , thots , Dookie hoes , social media groupies

SOCIAL MEDIA THOTS

A example for it is : A female that suck & fuck the next dude that have a name for themselves

they also be with every opp out gangs in the city

by SOCIAL MEDIA THOTS July 30, 2023

National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 3, 2022

black market social media

Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.

Ex. VSCO

Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!

by Hannied November 2, 2018