smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant

Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant

by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004

Sweetart Smuggling

To violently force packaged Sweetarts (stick-style) into the anus and eat them at a later period. No lubrication used in process.

Josh:I just walked in on my brother to see him Sweetart Smuggling!

Katrina:That's disgusting dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

smuggle and grunt

wirral rhyming slang 4 cunt

ur a ryt smuggle and grunt

by Jamie Woody's Barmy Army January 16, 2008

Smuggling yo yo's

Male version of camel toe.

Dude's pants were so tight he was smuggling yo yo's

by Dick "the cheeseman" Pounder August 12, 2008

Fudge Smuggle

To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.

Richard Simmons is quite the fudge smuggler

by Derik McKickyourass December 18, 2008

Smuggling Tick Tacks

When nipples become erect either by the cold or excitement the girls are known as Smuggling Tick Tacks

Wow it must be cold she is smuggling tick tacks.

by Diecrying October 18, 2008

smuggling antelope

When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.

Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.

or

Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.

by mavol October 29, 2015