jimmy: yo françois, where is javier?
francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie
jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!
francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie
jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 4, 2025
Get the performative male mug.A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.
Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."
Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
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Get the Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing mug.The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.
"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."
by spiderserna December 26, 2011
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