by Horzeluver56 May 28, 2022
Get the Hunter Hover mug.When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
Get the Hover mug.by The Weeb Scientist February 10, 2022
Get the The hover maneuver mug.moving around in generally the right area;
playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
by Toa56584 October 22, 2024
Get the hovering the bleachers mug.When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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