Hover Bomb

Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.

There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.

by PureRaw December 09, 2011

hoverating

What you do when you do not want to sit on the toilet but absolutely need to use the toilet.

That place was so bod I was hoverating in the gas station restroom.

by mgbplt July 23, 2011

The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.

The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.

by ellsworthtoohey May 03, 2018

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

hover dog

A game in which a female (preferably a trap) strips in front of as many males as it can, the last man to go hard wins a blowjob.

Hey guys let's play a game of hover dog!

by STREWZMEMEZ March 07, 2018

Gee-Hover

A 1960's colloquial expression, possibly of Canadian or Northeastern American origin, used to convey surprise, shock, or mild annoyance.
Possibly derived from the Latin name for the Christian God, Jehovah.

Gee-Hover, what the hell do you think you're doing?!
Gee-Hover, it's cold again.

by TedTheadoreLogan May 27, 2024

Hovering

v. hovering, the act of asking, in a way that annoys another, by trying to get answers out of someone regarding comments and statements made by that other, trying to get an answer you want out of someone.

Boy: Nah, you’re pretty cool, I guess.

Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?

Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..

Girl: Alright.

-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?

Boy: You’re hovering.

by anelly923 February 05, 2020