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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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I can’t breef

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.
George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.
by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024
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Balling and can’t get up

Balling and can’t get up is a submissive bottom boyslut who should be shamed and degraded AT ALL COSTS
Balling and can’t get up you fucking MORONIC SHITHEAD
by Eeble Sheembl June 17, 2024
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Georgette can’t sing day

Did you know today is a georgette can’t sing day
by user181182828 October 8, 2020
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illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu May 3, 2020
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I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.
Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass
by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022
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This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things
by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018
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