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Can’t

Olly: gta?
Jake: can’t
by Uno the vibes June 7, 2022
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can’t ball

“yo Estie! can you ball”

“nah jit I can’t ball. I can’t even hit the rim
by peepeepoopooanusman June 16, 2022
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“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”
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I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.
Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass
by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022
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I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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Can’t win for losing

When you voluntarily lose (to make someone feel better, to end an argument), and then the situation gets even worse. So, what you thought you would gain by losing on purpose is lost anyway.

It’s a colloquial equivalent to paving the road to hell with good intentions.

(A lot of people writing their definitions for this are trying to make logic out of the phrasing but weren’t around when this phrase was more popular, leading to incorrect definitions.)
I let my spouse win the argument to calm down the situation, and now I’m getting criticized for not sticking up for myself. I can’t win for losing!
by Jemie Weino October 8, 2022
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You can’t get there from here

If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead

Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022
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