I can’t :/

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.

Jack: yo can you hangout today?
Kye: I can’t :/

by REP YO CITY July 5, 2020

This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018

I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”

by anonymous June 28, 2022

I can’t breef

The usage of “I cannot breef” (breath) is a colloquial term often used in the African American community when confronted by law enforcement during arrest which indicates guilt while attempting to resist and dissuade arresting party from doing their job.

L-a; call my momma they resting me fo nothin. Make sure you get this on video….”I can’t breef” let me go.

by Reelstepper August 25, 2025

Can’t

Someone who refuses to find another way around a problem or situation

“You can’t or you won’t?”

This marathon is too hard i can’t do it.

by Kidd2_Homez5 June 23, 2025

You can’t see me

Wrestling

You can’t see me I’m a wrestler

by Bessie1234 January 21, 2018