5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

80 hours a week

Every other week. For years

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

Rush Hours

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rush Hours

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Hideaway Hour

Hideaway hour, time frame when drink and food specials are "hidden" away at a time not normally associated with happy hour.

Hey guys lets meetup at the Quarter Bar for Hideaway Hour Friday night at 9 o'clock.

by doeknoe1 January 18, 2019

Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

the witching hour

Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).

The witching hour.

by Ççññççññççññ July 29, 2025