hipsterlectual

Hipsters who are smart (or pretend to be)... usually a beard and thick frame glasses are essential to their uniform.

Beard, vest, thick frame glasses, tight jeans... you're a hipsterlectual.

by Occam.ek January 10, 2011

Hipsterpotomous

A HIPSTER with the weight capacity from 300 lbs. beyond. They still wear sweaters, scarves, and skinny jeans but they are usually in the XXXL and plus size range. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES with poor or diabetic induced vision wear thick, rim glasses that are black or other colors and/or designs. They are usually rude and claim they know more than anyone. They listen to The Shins, Camera Obscura, Tegan and Sara, or anything that so obscure you've probably never heard of and denounce anything that's MAINSTREAM. Be it as it may, they are very eloquent and speak with ALMOST perfect diction. Hipsterpotomous women, also known as FATTY DECHENELLES, are known to be the most popular of the fat-chick universe followed behind Fat Goth Chicks and Twi-lards. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES also have a better taste in cuisine than most other obese groups. For example: if a Hipsterpotomous has his usual hard craving for a pastry, he will shovel down a TERRA MISU instead of swallowing a whole box of Little Debby Oatmeal Pies.

ZOOEY: Hey, Carrie, look at that fat-man with the tight pants eating that Velvino Hordverve jamming to Arcade Fire.

CARRIE: That's no ordinary fat-man. That there be a HIPSTERPOTOMOUS.

by CORY C September 5, 2012

irony of hipsters

A group, gathering, or congregation of hipsters, similar to a "flock of geese" or a "herd of cattle."

I was harassed by an irony of hipsters outside of the Apple store for using an Android phone.

by book of jobe November 14, 2011

Smug of hipsters

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows

smug, hipsters, group of hipsters, smug of hipsters hipster, asshole, assholes, douchebag, douchebags

by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011

Hipstermobile

A hipstermobile is a form of ironic transportation, used primarily to transport two people -- usually a hipster and his or her iPhone -- between various locales or events that the hipster deems to be important. It is a type of bicycle, specifically of a single speed with fixed gears, also known as a "fixie". Often, the bicycle chassis is painted over with a single solid color using spray paint. This eliminates the brand name from the bicycle, which might otherwise clash with the hispter's "local is better" ethos, and also because the spray paint amplifies the hipster's urban-chic identity.

The hipster sits on a banana seat closer to the rear wheel of the hipstermobile while the iPhone sits on the handlebar in a specially-designed mount, available through Amazon.com. Whilst pedalling the hipstermobile, the hipster will issue voice commands to the iPhone. Typical commands include:

"Take a photo of this ironic building and post it to my Tumblr."
"Use Wikipedia to find a virtually unknown folk band from circa 1982 and then Tweet it to everyone who follows me."
"Is there a free BYOB arts & crafts festival in a two-mile radius of my current location?"
"Go into my draft folder and send that plea for more money to my parents."

Hipstermobiles are often spotted near cafes and post-gentrification diners, near arts & crafts festivals, and in parks during normal peoples' working hours.

Dude, I just saw a grown man sitting on the curb crying. He looked to be cradling an iPhone that had fallen to its death from the handlebar of his hipstermobile. He couldn't even update his status to tell anyone about what had happened!

by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

Hipstein

A Jewish hipster.

Hey, that Hipstein is really chowin' down of those knishes.

by Taylor Lowery October 7, 2008

hipsterish

describing someone who is acting, dressing, talking, etc like a hipster

Josh's argument was so hipsterish

by oregongirl December 14, 2011