hipster

The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.

"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.

"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.

*war begins*

by emotional emo June 2, 2015

Hipster

They establish new trends, bring back old ones, make use of the bizarre, and bring back what has been abandoned. True hipsters are creative, artistic and, despite their unconformity to culture, have a great sense of what will and will not be acceptable. They can take an old pair of shoes from their father's closet and make them trendy again. They can go to a Goodwill, spend $17.50 on an entire outfit, and still be best-dressed at the party. Everyone wants to be a true hipster, but hardly anyone is. True hipsters come by one-in-a-thousand; or even fewer. The other nine-hundred and ninety-nine "hipsters" just walk on foundations already laid by the true hipster. They do irregular things just because they want to be cool, not because they are naturally innovative and creative.

True Hipster - "I don't have money for all the expensive brands. It's ok though, I found some cool stuff at Goodwill that I can afford."

Hipster Look-A-Like - "I have loads of money, but I'm going to go buy used clothes at the Goodwill, just because it's the thing to do."

by truthistruth December 21, 2013

hipster

an individual who defines themself by what they're not instead of who they are

that hipster is so afraid to just live that they reject everything and act like they're better for it

by ihrindaria April 11, 2023

Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 5, 2018

Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.

"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."

by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017

Hipster

Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.

Billy is such a hipster.
I wish we could be that Hipster.

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016

Hipster

Someone who strives too be unique and different, and would usually avoid mainstream. Typical hipsters have a certain taste in music, food, etc. and they'd think that only smart people would appreciate it.
Opposite of normie

A: Wanna get some pizza?
B: No way, it's too mainstream!
A: You're such a hipster.

by OmPu August 26, 2017