busted hipster

A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.

Look at Mike, those tacky tattoos and shades for sure represent a busted hipster.

by Kemper42 August 2, 2016

Hipster

Someone who avoids anything mainstream

John: Want to go starbucks?

Jim: No I was there before anyone else.

John: and?

Jim: Therefore I'm not going!

John: You're such a hipster!

Jim: No I'm not!

by jossummerss April 13, 2014

Hipster

Dominic.

The OG hipster. He was a hipster before hipsters were a thing.

Oh Dominic? That hipster’s just laying in the grass to center himself and rethink his place in the world. He’ll be ready back to day drinking after his favorite sad song finishes playing in his head.

by Thatfunnyishgirl July 13, 2020

Hipster juice

Guanabana juice and rum

Hey guys that hipster juice sure was lit!!

by Satanas12345 January 12, 2017

Hipster

The most overused pejorative ever.

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster

by Grawrl April 13, 2013

hipster

the people that call themsleves punk bur really aren't and date heroin addicted cokehead girls with unnaturally dyed hair who go to art school and act like 10 year olds and go to venues and eat salads and probably have narcissistic borderline Aspergers.

that hipster wears a keffiyeh and big glasses.

by Tingle Likes Rupees January 17, 2020

Hipster

Word that basic people use to describe people who are not basic.

I'll bet that hipster has never even seen the inside of an Eddie Bauer.

by Dhuron November 23, 2017