log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows January 14, 2018

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 June 10, 2012

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 12, 2021

Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.

I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.

by Loggingking September 5, 2023

Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.

Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.

by Wildandschmit June 26, 2023

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko September 4, 2015

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 21, 2021