A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 5, 2022
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by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008
She is racist but is the most perfect girl in the world. She is sooooo amazing but rascist and mean.
by Mommmmy 69420 November 27, 2021
by Afterlife2021 August 3, 2021
seriously the most annoying person out there, wont shut up about her butt because she thinks its literally the biggest one out there. anyways i beat her up and shes dead now.
by Neil down (ben dover) March 14, 2023
Becoming someone else by embracing their styles, likes, dislikes, careers, name(s), friends, relationships, accounts, successes and failures.
Did you hear that Sally is going on tour? She finished VERSIONING into Taylor Swift and now she's doing shows with Ed Sheeran!
by Rakeem2Dream September 19, 2023