Ikea Hot Dogs

the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.

*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**

by anonymous September 11, 2023

ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay

dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔

by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022

IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

ikeaing

Using your own tools to assemble store bought goods in your home or apartment.

Kenny: " Sup dawg? What the hell you doin wit dat?"
Jake: " I be ikeaing dis shitty chair fo my azz to sits in."

by Kdawg707 May 24, 2013

ikea dumb

An addjective describing something being as dumb as a robot only capable of building IKEA products.

#1: Dude your plan is ikea dumb
#2: Man shut up

by Shrekepic August 30, 2023

IKEA

a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

by phan crap February 19, 2017

IKEA

Abbrv;

I Know Everything Already

Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?

"IKEA"

by Eydra September 02, 2019