Ikea

A demon store that is impossible to leave

I'm going to die in ikea

by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020

IKEA

a big ass store that literally has everything

wiw IKEA is thicc

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

Ikea meatballs

Meatballs containing large amounts of rice. Usually consumed by professional redditors while on discord. Can be seen in the raining meatballs movies.

-Hey Dedy how were your IKEA meatballs?
-They reminded me of the rizzard of oz

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

IKEA

I Know Every Assemble

I am confident of my DIY skills because IKEA.

by AbBygz May 15, 2023

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023