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IKEA

The Swedish church, and the best meatballs in the whole world

And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.
Well where do you wanna eat then?

No you decide

“Other food places” “more other food places”

No not any of those

WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS

you are right! I love you!

(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)
by Ligmafighter69420 October 3, 2019
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Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
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ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually
by Aanya ok February 5, 2022
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ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
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James from Ikea

James from Ikea is an absolute prick
by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019
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Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
by Shnoiken September 8, 2022
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Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.
by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009
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