Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
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Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.
Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.
by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018
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by Rstam May 21, 2019
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"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.
by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019
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"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
by LazZzZz July 13, 2021
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Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
by MercuriX November 1, 2021
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