ikea shelf builder 

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

ikea shelf builder by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

IKEA wog

Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.

Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!

Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.

IKEA wog by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018

IKEA Airlines 

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

IKEA Airlines by Rstam May 21, 2019

Ikea flip 

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.

"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.

Ikea flip by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019

ikea köttbullar 

Ikea köttbullar, in English meant Ikea meatballs, this is a really delicious food, every swedes favorite food! It’s a big part of the Swedish culture.

Dad: Son where are you going?

Son: To Ikea
Dad: Ikea Köttbullar?
Son: Yes!
Dad: Im coming with you.

ikea köttbullar by rövinhalator69 February 19, 2021

Ikea flat pack box 

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

Ikea flat pack box by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

ikea roll 

When you get sent a location or coordinates and it leads to an IKEA

Person A: “insert location here”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”

ikea roll by MercuriX November 1, 2021