Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.
Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:
by ChampionAz May 02, 2025
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Armenian sentence

Sentence that doesn't make any logical sense and usually full with grammatical mistakes.
+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk
by Atmoran Knight September 05, 2021
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a term similar to faggot but much more friendly
I tried to go to the movies but my oversized armenian dumpster rat of a mom wouldn't let me
by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022
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Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.
"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
by Knowmatik August 09, 2019
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When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
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armenian genocide

a mass deportation (the intent) which resulted in 100-300k deaths (not 1.5 million as that even exceeds the population of armenians at the time).

it is NOT a genocide as a genocide is defined as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group."

the INTENT was the DEPORT. not kill. doesn't matter what the end result was. the INTENT is the most important part when defining this "genocide".
the turkish government offered to collaborate with armenia on the " armenian genocide" and asked them to reveal hidden infomation about the "armenain genocide" that armenia retains which contains detailed accounts of what actually happened. armenia denied. hmmmm i wonder why.
by arunberted June 17, 2024
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