armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.

Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7

by hayeren January 7, 2018

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armenian wedding

the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)

“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”

“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”

by sm102938 July 24, 2018

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Armenian HandleBar

The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"

"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"

by TooRayYay April 23, 2020

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Armenian Hello

An Armenian Hello is when you are expected to go to a gathering of friends &/or family because it is something everyone assumes you would want to go to. However you don't want to go so you don't even show up to begin with & don't try to hide it or apologize, because you shouldn't have to.

Darcie: Are you coming to my birthday tonight?

Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game

by DudeBromen October 22, 2020

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