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Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing
"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"
by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
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Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.
"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025
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Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
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Armenian sentence

Sentence that doesn't make any logical sense and usually full with grammatical mistakes.
+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk
by Atmoran Knight September 5, 2021
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Armenian Clinic

A clinic of one more more female women involving at least one Armenian . Blow and Ecstasy crucial for keeping Armenian penis erect.
Jon Calls Billy " Hey billy , theres two homeless women in Orillia looking for a clinic , a plate of food and a roof to sleep under. Bring the blow , i've got the coke for our ARMENIAN CLINIC"
by 69420jimbojones March 12, 2021
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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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armenian genocide

a mass deportation (the intent) which resulted in 100-300k deaths (not 1.5 million as that even exceeds the population of armenians at the time).

it is NOT a genocide as a genocide is defined as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group."

the INTENT was the DEPORT. not kill. doesn't matter what the end result was. the INTENT is the most important part when defining this "genocide".
the turkish government offered to collaborate with armenia on the " armenian genocide" and asked them to reveal hidden infomation about the "armenain genocide" that armenia retains which contains detailed accounts of what actually happened. armenia denied. hmmmm i wonder why.
by arunberted June 17, 2024
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