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Armenian picnic

The act of jamming sticks of butter and or margarine, (can sub for peanut butter) and maple syrup into one’s anus before pushing it out over matzah crackers and having it eaten during an orgy.
Invited a few friends over for an Armenian picnic and our new friend Chet brought Tolma, Chet’s such a noobe”
Armenian picnic by Louis friend February 22, 2026

Armenian search 

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.
I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.
Armenian search by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.
"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
Armenian Death Mask by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.
“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night
Armenian Oven by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025

JAFA (just another fucking armenian)

"Just Another Fucking Armenian" A term used In Glendale,CA. buy non-armenians to discribe a person they do not know. and used to replace the former discriptive term known as "ARMO"
or the even shorter term simply "MO" In the early 1980's All the Armenians in the world decided they wanted to move to Glendale,ca. And so they have done and continue to do.
The people that still live in glendale and remember the 1980's
use this term as in the examples below.
Q. "hey Ozzie who was in that BMW driving so fast in the school zone with children present?

A. "well Harriet that was JAFA (just another fucking Armenian) in a Salvage title Mercedes Benz"

sensual massage armenian russian  

Erotic massage is the use of massage techniques for erotic ends that is widely practiced by couples as part of lovemaking. For example, instead of draping the subject's body with towels, an erotic massage is usually conducted with the subject naked and undraped. Areas of the body such as the areas around the groin and intimate parts of the body, which are normally not touched in therapeutic massage, will be touched in ways that increase sexual arousal.

Erotic massage may be utilized as a means of stimulating the libido, or increasing the ability of a person to respond positively to sensual stimulus. In some cases, erotic massage can be a form of foreplay without sexual gratification, intended to heighten the sensitivity of an individual prior to another engagement where sexual arousal and fulfillment is intended. In other cases, erotic massage may be used professionally to help men address issues of premature ejaculation. Methods employed may teach the recipient to relax the musculature of his pelvis and thus prolong arousal and increase pleasure.citation needed

It is also offered as a service by some massage parlors (known as the 'happy ending'). In this case, erotic massage may be considered to be a form of sex work, or a form of sex therapy.
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