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none

number of bitches you have
you have none girlfriends :(
by I can see you jack September 1, 2022
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.
"I'm back. Just made some none toast."
by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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None of us

Nobody, nobody who's here.
"None of us asked"
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 March 18, 2022
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ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.
Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”
by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023
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None Of Yo Beeswax

by SullyGaming January 20, 2022
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