Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Trader Garbage

The over abundance of shit you don't need or use in a video game, but collect for the pupose of selling it to a trader to make profit.

Man those enchanted weapons and armor are just trader garbage.

Just collect those anomaly artifacts and sell them to the barkeep, they're just trader garbage.

by Mymothersmeatloaf August 20, 2013

trader

a person who gets groceries from trader joes

you’re a such a trader!

by jgmatt May 13, 2022

Trader's Dozen

The term refers to the culture of leaving work at mid-day, to go to a nearby pub / strip club and have a dozen alcoholic drinks or shots, until the evening, before leaving for home or going to a prostitute for sex. It is also considered common-practice to put the bill on the Corporate Credit Cards.

The term originates in view of the exorbitant, careless, even behaviour usually characterised by bankers and traders, at the expense of their clients. It is closely related to the word Banker's Dozen, with strip clubs and sex being the only difference.

It's a Friday, let's do a Trader's Dozen with the team.

by Urbanisher August 24, 2011

Trader

a unit in civ6, it's very powerful and only alexander phillip jeffries can beat it.

Lukas: bro stop sending trader
trader: what's a bell?

by gog111 November 23, 2025

Wandering Trader

The worst thing ever they deserve to be trapped in a cobblestone room then put zombies in it.

You are still better than the Wandering Trader

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood May 6, 2025

Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023