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Smugstonished

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A portmanteau word combining 'smug' and 'astonished'.

The look of someone who can't believe it's remotely possibly they could ever be wrong (and can't understand why anyone is challenging them). It is a look generally worn when the wearer is entirely wrong but - due to arrogance, ignorance or disdain - refuses to admit it.

A smugstonished look is often worn by MPs and other public figures when questioned by the electorate or the media, by professionals in all industries when talking to people they perceive as 'less qualified' and by the kind of people who can't shut up during otherwise friendly pub conversation.
The MP look smugstonished as he responded to questions from the electorate that he'd later describe as 'moronic'.

Gordon, the Account Director, took on a smugstonished look as he impatiently - and as it happened completely incorrectly - explained the difference between CPM and CTR to the client.
by molvik May 29, 2017
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smugshot

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A police or other law enforcement mugshot taken of an alleged criminal who poses with a pouting or smug expression, sometimes with a mischievous smirk not caused by being drunk or otherwise intoxicated and which indicates that the defendant believes he or she will beat the charge or charges against him or her quite easily when, in reality, said defendant has absolutely no chance of beating the rap because of the overwhelming evidence that exists against him, oftentimes including his own video recorded evidence of him stupidly committing the crime in the moronic desire to post his crime on YouTube.
Cop #1: Did you see Rick Perry's smugshot?
Cop #2: Yeah. Sad thing is, he'll probably totally get away with it. He's such a rich cunt with no conception of reality.
Cop #1: Well, at least he executes innocent people for the state of Texas and doesn't apologize for it.
Cop #2: Yeah, he's a total fuckin' monster. Lindsay Lohan photo op Paris Hiltonograph
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014
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smugsplain

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A condescending, patronizing, arrogant, and, above all, SMUG explanation from somebody who understands almost nothing about a subject but is convinced that he knows more about it than anybody on the planet. The smugness comes from the belief that he is both the world's greatest expert on the topic and, despite (mistakenly) feeling superior to the rest of humanity, is capable of explaining it down to their level.
On QI XL, Stephen Fry smugsplained how GPS works, getting it completely wrong.
by Brian de Ford May 20, 2018
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smugs bunny

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One who has a smug face and obtains huge jelly jugs.
Look at Brian over there... he is such a smugs bunny.
by A.J. Johner June 11, 2006
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smugshot

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When a perp smiles for his arrest mug shot instead of looking guilty.
Tom Delay's smugshot was unbelievable.
by Qutzupalotl December 9, 2012
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smugsy

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To be inappropriately smug / exhibit signs of superiority for actually achieving very little / something of insignificance.
A friend happens to mention they like pineapple on their pizza - the SMUGSY says nothing, points at the pineapple on theirs, and nods in a superior manner.
by Bishop Wrigly May 1, 2009
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Smugshot

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A mug shot of someone so self righteous, superior, and self satisfied that their smug demeanor is clearly shown!
Have your seen Rick Perry's smugshot?!
by defthand August 22, 2014
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