Kev

A man that has the best music taste and a large cock. He also is the best at games and there is no one better then him

Kevin is just the best i wish i was him

by fdfsdfdfsdfsdfsd December 18, 2021

Kev and Noah

Kev and Noah/noa is a couple that will be thought until the end

You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why

You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works

by November fools November 19, 2021

Kev

A Liverpool word describing a dead-beat father that doesn’t clean his flat or tend to his garden.

If my mate doesn’t stop being a Kev, he’s going to lose his kids.

by Lahroona January 23, 2022

Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.

by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021

kev

ramsman6 is in the elite section of derby fans, the complete opposite to virgins such as joeedcfc

has a new wife every time he’s active on twitter

gets more average laff reacts (10) than ltfcocr_ gets average likes on his tweets (1)

overall top bloke and top shagger

do you know kev?

ramsman6? yeah mate top shagger he is

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)

Also known as Kevin Grant. Mostly known for his role as Al McWhiggin. AKA "The Chicken Man" from the hit movie Toy story 2.

"Holy crap, Is that Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)? He starred in Toy Story 2!"

by quantavius bingleton January 27, 2025

Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!

If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.

by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023