fat kev 

a short ugly fat fuck that thinks he's nice at ball but is slow and trash at every aspect of the game.

that nigga fat kev is mad ugly!

fat kev by swagdaddy1092 August 8, 2016

little kev

Bald gangster who always in a fights and Is very loyal to his one and only gang

That guy over there is a real little kev

little kev by Hannah lee July 25, 2017

Vim txoj kev hlub wa 

“Because of love”

The answer to everything

Person 1: why weren’t you at school today?
Person 2: cuz vim txoj kev hlub wa

Vim txoj kev hlub wa by T.N.Y November 12, 2019

Cheers Kev 

A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.

Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev

Cheers Kev by Ledds27 July 18, 2016

cheers kev 

When someone says something very boring or completely irrelevant say to them "cheers kev"

Kieran: Wish I wrote a diary when I was younger

James: Cheers Kev

cheers kev by Dirty dog nonce July 14, 2016

cheers kev 

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

cheers kev by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

Big Kev

The name of a guy who is cool but usually has unpopular opinions

Who's that at the Trump Rally

Don't worry it's just Big Kev

Big Kev by Salanzarx November 19, 2018