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you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up
by landry January 9, 2021
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Why Can’t I Be You?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you
Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
So Why Can’t I Be You?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Why
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
You're simply elegant
by Death Menace June 1, 2023
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Can’t

Olly: gta?
Jake: can’t
by Uno the vibes June 7, 2022
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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something
“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one
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I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020
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You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .
Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …
by Wende October 19, 2023
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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 1, 2023
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