I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.
Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass
by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022
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Why Can’t I Be You?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you
Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
So Why Can’t I Be You?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Why
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
You're simply elegant
by Death Menace June 01, 2023
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Can’t

Olly: gta?
Jake: can’t
by Uno the vibes June 07, 2022
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Can’t call

Response to “what’s up?” meaning nothing much/can’t complain.
Tyler: What’s up with it Quette?
Quette: Can’t call, what’s good with you
by Oneandimout March 15, 2022
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You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are
1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”
by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019
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I can’t breef

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.
George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.
by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024
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