I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I can’t with you

You’re being silly

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”

by Ojitosrojitos March 28, 2020

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020

I can’t :/

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.

Jack: yo can you hangout today?
Kye: I can’t :/

by REP YO CITY July 5, 2020

Can’t see me

When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.

Your girlfriend can’t see me

by Swolejesus July 29, 2020

can’t see past the valley

When a person is being narrow-minded

Man it really sucks that Kiera can’t see past the valley

by itsjustasinine September 26, 2020

Georgette can’t sing day

Everyday is a georgette can’t sing

Did you know today is a georgette can’t sing day

by user181182828 October 8, 2020