You can’t get there from here

If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.

Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead

Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh

by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022

You can’t say anything

Where someone says something that’s happened and you laugh until you realize you did it too. Usually used in friend groups or in school.

John: Did you hear Bob is gay?
Mark: I know right, lol.
Frank: ‘You can’t say anything’, you’re gay too, Mark.
Mark: Oh yeah

by EmoKid2006 June 6, 2024

you can’t slide

Your actions are intolerable.

this was made in the Bay Area by 4 best friends. We have our whole school saying it and some in Utah.

You can’t slide bro!

by Heart of the bay May 3, 2018

This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018

I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone

did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day

by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”

by anonymous June 28, 2022