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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
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window shopping

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020
by idegart studios June 2, 2020
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Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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Shop

Mean you got style, you know how to dress yourself, trendy, adorable.
That outfit is so Shop.
by Ayawn90 September 8, 2019
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Plop and Shop

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021
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Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.
Answer shopping:
Mom can I go out tonight

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”
by JemimaJ September 21, 2019
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