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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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slang bank

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021
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Boy Bank

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, except the boy is the same age as the girl or slightly younger. Usually in their late teens-mid 20s, usually treating a girl for a higher social status or sexual favors
Girl 1: "Why does she even try to like him, it's so obvious she doesn't."
Girl 2: "Two words, Boy Bank."
by DazzTheCornerKid April 22, 2018
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Outer Banks

Girls will call it the best show ever... when you get past the first season. Then somehow never go to the actual Outer Banks, NC. But the confusing part is that they will wear Outer Banks merchandise and you confuse it with the location or TV show

Boys will call it the worst show ever but stay because one of the actors is cute/hot, one of the two. Also hearing the genre of the show makes it worse
Girl 1: OMG did you see Season 2 of Outer Banks!? Its so good
Girl 2: Yeah!! Too bad they didn't find X spot

Boy 1: Are you watching Outer Banks, heard rhe girls say its interesting.
Boy 2: Nah its total dogshit. Only reason I watched it because one of the girls is pretty hot
Boy 1: Oh. I just searched it up and it seems like they ripped off Dora the Explorer. It's also about teens, so you know thats pretty relatable
by Man fuck you June 10, 2023
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canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.
by sad_pizza October 7, 2019
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bank

Bank is a version of Viacom because they grub and steal money. Don't use the bank.
by JadenTheMoose June 4, 2022
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nudie bank

the art of suggestive photogrophy. No more. No less.

Be risque. put the D in BolD
my nudie bank is lacking expressive creativity. Do you like this lighting bro?

Bro: sex addiction is a disease. Get help.
Me: Fine
by skinnyboibuhblackaf369 January 28, 2021
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