poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 06, 2014

Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.

John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”

by Dadrooski February 01, 2024

thal's bloody balls

An expletive used by some NPCs, commonly ones residing in the major city Ul'dah, in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. The expletive references the twin deities Nald'thal, god of death and the underworld, and patron deity of Ul'dah.

It was revealed at Fan Festival NA 2014 that the saying was created as a result of senior translator Koji Fox loving swearing, and "wanting to get as much swearing as possible".

Ul'dah Citizen: Thal's bloody balls what is that thing?!

by Velkee June 05, 2023

Bloody Waters

An alcoholic beverage that consist of tequila, gin, & cranberry juice.

Patron Silver + Tanqueray + Cranberry Juice = Bloody Waters

by MojoSoDope5 August 02, 2012

Bloody Walker

Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.

Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!

by Walker May 24, 2014

Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves marks and residue of her makeup on a dick

Dat bitch got so much red lipstick on she gave me a Bloody Eel

by anonymous December 07, 2021

Bloody Cheery

n. (Prison Slang) The result of a new prison inmate getting butt-fucked so hard by multiple other inmates that the unfortunate inmate's butthole plumes, fissures, and pulsates to the state of looking like a cherry sweating and constantly bleeding out like a slow-waking volcano.

Two prison inmates meeting in the yard:

Quantrell: Yo, Rayshawn, why you all stiff rubbing yo neck n shit?

Rayshawn: Damn, Quanz, you see that new faggy-looking crackhead kid here? You know with all that crackhead-looking shit on he face and that homo hair-doo?

Quantrell: Oh, you talking 'bout Artesian Kevvy?

Rayshawn: Yup, dat bitch. Well, I just saw Big Bruce done Bloody Cheery that white boy! I'm talking HARD Bloody Cheery. When Bruce done and I saw dat kid asshoe, I didn't know if I was looking at wrecked asshoe or Clifford the Big Red Dog gnawing on Elmo while choking on twenty Twizzlers. That Bloody Cheery nasty, yo.

by Studs Lonigan III November 11, 2024