cole hayes

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying

don't act like a cole hayes

by peptidebonds December 24, 2016

Cole

The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.

Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.

Cole, could you reach that for me?

by cole's friends October 02, 2020

Cole

Old man personality. Bad at spanish. Has good hair

Comon cole spanish isn’t thag hard

by Blondegrr August 20, 2020

Cole

Cole is funny,smart,and,sweet,and a good friend and an even better boyfriend

Cole is funny smart and sweet and a good friend and an even better boyfriend

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Cole

The best boyfriend and friend you could ever have. He is athletic, funny, doesn’t care what others think and is always his self. Everyone loves him for his kind heart. He is shy at first but once you get to know him he’s the best person you know. Would never hurt you and it would kill him if he did. He loves everything about you. A blonde haired, blue eyed cutie who is the best person you’ll ever meet, the best human ever.

Cole is so cool!

Cole is so adorable look at his hair!!

by Holychristkaz July 17, 2020

cole

a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Cole: Do you see that hot chick
Owen: Dude, she's 5!

by ILIKECHALDREN April 07, 2022

Cole

A Cole is a hunk of a man, often traveling long distances and hunting pokemon across the land he travels. He can blind an entire community by the sheer sight of his abs. He likes to spend his freetime taking long walks on the beach and deleting his friends’ saved data on Xbox. He is a world renowned driver who could speed away from any situation he was trapped in, often with no reguard to any vehicle or pedestrian surrounding him. Cole could have any girl he wished for, but he remains loyal to his only girlfriend, and his many man whores. Cole is a real G. Be like Cole.

Oh my god, he’s such a Cole. I wish I could have 10 seconds with him alone, but he stole my boyfriend instead

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT COLE OVER THERE. I’M GONNA FAINT

by cole’s June 07, 2022