Key kucked

Someone gets key kucked when playing Among us on polus when the imposter either tries to fake keys by standing there to long, to short or just forgot keys all together.

Yellow got key kucked, vote yellow he skipped keys.
Green stood at keys for like 12 seconds vote Green.
Purple stood at keys for a second vote purple.

by TheSpoop September 13, 2020

Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

kei

she's very pretty she's perfect and everything, literally tloml her smile makes me blush a lot, she's also puts a lot of efforts on everything, i love her so so so much

ugly guy: "kei is such a weird name"
me: shut your ugly ass up

by someone u might know xx April 11, 2022

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024

Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after

You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use

by Google Buddies November 10, 2021

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe April 18, 2016