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Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
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Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after
You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use
by Google Buddies November 10, 2021
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dunked keys

To have typed something out on a keyboard/keypad, typically on a computer or cellular phone.
"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."
by YT nigga August 9, 2009
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Key like pendant that tell Satan begone the dragon protection from evil,poison temptations and spiritual warfare not to mess anybody style up or thug life or favorite rapper or actor or actress or child actor or actress
I have to pray my st Benedict exorcist key pendant for protection from satan
by The muscle April 21, 2025
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key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys
That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.
by the kidd ego August 16, 2018
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portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.
Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?
by Benbe April 18, 2016
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