threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 9, 2008

The key to the abyss

The abyss is a place deep in your soul where your trapped mentally and you can’t escape you have to find them key’ to get out but you can just find it, you have to find something which you enjoy or takes you out by force.

Guy 1: Yo man, I’m in the abyss and I feel so empty like I don’t want to do anything no more

Guy 2: Oh shit man, Do you know what the key is

Guy 1:Nah, I have to find this It make takes weeks

Guy 2: Hope your Okay and find the key to the abyss

by Downside January 12, 2020

Keys

A way of saying “that sucks”

Friend: “Aw man i got a 50 on my math quiz”
Friend 2: “Oh that’s keys”

by noonecares8733 March 28, 2022

Key food man

That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler

Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.

by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020

key-mani

A boy / men who is a player who likes to trick girls into likeing him with his charm , smartness , or so called loyalty .

Key-mani : *use's charm* hey Hanna do you wanna go out or something ?

Hanna : *instantly has a crush on him* yes .

Key-mani : *it worked*

by Lil bow sweet August 6, 2019

Key

Stay … I wanted to do…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see…
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…

Return I will the key…
The numbers are now free…
Silly as it may seem…
I will always believe…

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 20, 2023

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024