patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021

Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).

Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???

by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 02, 2019

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018

Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people

Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.

by badboyzoed February 29, 2024

Patrick

A man that always gets knocked down I mean always it’s embarrassing but always gets back up

Just stay down

Person:OOoOoh u got knocked out
Patrick:imma get up
Person:no stay down it’s embarrassing

by 12334happydays June 18, 2022

Patrick

my Patrick is a huge introvert who like anime and hentai, he is clearly gay but wont come out the closet. he has only had one girlfriend and is a 42 year old virgin. it is a bit sad but its pretty funny to us. we all call him a emo fish because he is infact a emo fish. he loves his mum in a homo way and has admitted to doing some gay things around her that i cannot say. he dabs on the daily and is code for weed ugly fat girl and snitching.

patrick is homo

by swaggerpimp November 25, 2018