Shawn Patrick

Bigger’n badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl

note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean”

that Shawn Patrick really is a good’n

by Vinesh Singh October 27, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

when you do something so embarrassing that, you wish you ever never born.

Credit - Noel Miller

Definer - Corey C

Dude 1: yooooo, lets get patrick shwavy tonight
Dude 2: Do you remember what happened last time??
Dude 1: oh, fuck, truuuue dude

by TeenOnPsychedelics December 16, 2019

Patrick haney

The love of my life

I love you so much, "Patrick Haney"

by puppies&rainbows December 9, 2025

Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex

Ew don’t be Patrick

by nono:) May 3, 2018

Patrick

He’s a pretty cool dude that gets all the ladies

“My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”

by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020

Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yooo i just did a Patrick shwavy

by Matteo132 December 16, 2019

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025