Skip to main content

patrick

and man with a small D about half a space bar
yeah that guy patrick only has half a spacebar down there
by undeadace64 August 31, 2023
mugGet the patrick mug.

Patrick Besada

the darkest dark horse ever seen on the face of the globe.
HABLA!KUDOS!SENYA! PATRICK BESADA
by DARK HORSE AVOIDER March 2, 2020
mugGet the Patrick Besada mug.

Patrick FitzGerald

Patrick FitzGerald is a man of many traits, ungodly handsome and enjoys women of ethnic descent, present abilities in mathematics and ninjutsu.
Patrick FitzGerald is a man of many traits, ungodly handsome and enjoys women of ethnic descent, present abilities in mathematics and ninjutsu.
by machoyacho April 10, 2024
mugGet the Patrick FitzGerald mug.

The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
mugGet the The Patrick Effect mug.

Patrick

The guy who came into my life and I didn't realise how much he would later mean to me. First, when you talk to him, he's shy, cute and awkward, but he has the sweetest and most kind heart. He brought out the best of me, a side to me I never thought I would ever see again, he brought out my inner child, the type of guy you would have a conversation with for hours and hours and still have so many things to talk about. The most patient and understanding person ever, someone you can definitely count on, this boy who stays loyal to the people he loves, his family and friends, he has a very warm heart and a beautiful soul. Yes, he may say some jokes that can cut you, but you can never stay mad at him, ever, you can always have a laugh with him too. He's very passionate when talking about the things he loves, you can always see that bright beautiful and infectious smile of his. He also has very strong political views on some things, but it's for what he thinks is the best and always has good intentions. He's a very smart and humble man, the man I fell in love with, the man with the eyes that I could stare at all day long, the man that makes me feel safe, comforted, makes me feel at home, someone who brought back the smile on my face, the man that is also someone I can call my best friend, the man I'm am proud to call my boyfriend, the man that I hope to marry and spend the rest of my life with, the man that promises to love me every day til the day we die.
If you ever come across a Patrick, treat him well, and take care of him, he's really special and you'll never find a man like him.
I hope I can meet Patrick in my next life somehow, I love him dearly.

On the 22nd of April 2023 is the day Patrick asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, he makes me feel like the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, I am so madly in love with him, he completes me.
by turkishdelightwife July 7, 2023
mugGet the Patrick mug.

patrick heimdal

Just a little sexy moddafacka :)
"Woooow is that an elf"?
"Nah nah it's just a patrick heimdal"
by Peppes-pizza February 26, 2017
mugGet the patrick heimdal mug.

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
mugGet the Patrick Horse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email