Patrick

Australian slang for the toilet

I need to go you use the Patrick

by Emu45 June 15, 2020

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023

Patrick

The Sexiest person you'll ever meet

Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.

by TacoCat17 January 10, 2022

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

patrick fisk

Your mom usually likes him as much as she likes eating cheetos.

Often a cake-lover.

"Patrick fisk, could you please stop eating cake? "

by Pattelei March 16, 2017

Mr Patrick

Worker for the Blubby Blab (we name it that so we dont get sued) He is working for JoloSolo#5371. BUT SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IS MR SPONGEBOB AND MR SQUIDWARD

Hey Mr Patrick heres your pay today

by JoloSolo#5371 November 5, 2020