Jesse McCartney

noun- an actor, singer, and super hot 17 year old. He acts on the new show Summerland and used to be on All My Children. He is a wonderful singer and looks awesome. He is good looking and everyone wants a piece of him!

-Hey Katie, did you watch that new episode of Summerland?
-No, was Jesse McCartney in it?
-Heck yea, Jesse is so sexy, he makes the whole show!

by Jessie T June 24, 2004

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!

by Raine tones August 17, 2011

Jesselle

a girl who only uses guys for their beer and math homework. She will use her smoking hot body to seduce men into giving her exactly what she wants. Watch out for girls named Jesselle.

Jesselle asked to borrow my math homework again!

by georgejohnson92 April 14, 2010

Jessie

She ships her friends with too many people

Omg she's such a jessie

by That bowling queen January 27, 2015

Jessalyn

She’s a very attractive woman she gets all the mans . Evil short girl bad bitch

Jessalyn is a very attractive woman and gets all the guys to get at her . She a short evil bad bitch

by Jessalyn August 16, 2018

Dirty Jessie

When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.

Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!

by Jizza the Nizza May 24, 2019

Jessism

A religion praising it's founder, Jessie

I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.

by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008