terd spew

the most violent of all diarrhea. explosion and propulsive defecation.

i ruined the bath room with my terd spew

by goowashington May 26, 2011

Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up

That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.

by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010

Terd Ferguson

When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub

I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.

by Quinoaslut December 15, 2021

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin February 20, 2009

Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

TERDS

Trans Exclusionary Right Wing Dropkicks

this definition comes from an Australian MP in the australian state of tasmania. “they’re not terfs, they’re terds, trans exclusionary right wing dropkicks”

J.K rowling and her fans are TERDS

by Queer_Ninja18 March 28, 2023

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009