Sacramento bow tie

When you tie your tail to your micro penis

Things were going well until I couldn't untangle his Sacramento bow tie

by Teflon71 June 24, 2017

Sacramento Coat Hanger

Wearing your used condom draped over your still patially erect penis after any sexual encounter.

I didn't want to have to wash the sex off a perfectly good tube sock so I just sported the Sacramento coat hanger for a while.

by iblineman November 8, 2009

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Sacramento Steam Log

This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.

I totally laid a big fat Sacramento Steam Log on John's mom last night.

by Waldo Poopy February 1, 2009

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Sacramento Blood Drive

Pulling a girls tampon out by the string with your mouth then biting it n squeezing the blood out into her mouth

He does the Sacramento Blood Drive once a month when his girlfriend is on her period

by Kodak Mexican January 30, 2018

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When some A-hole won't tip the strippers two bucks which is compementary when sitting at the stage of an upscale strip club and security has to be called to force the guy one seat back and throw off the DJ, the next talented female on stage, and the myriads of creepy dudes trying to get their perv on.

So I was at the skin bar and there was this Sacramento cheap skate next to me ruining the night for everyone.

by iblineman November 8, 2009

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