Flavors of Sex

As defined by the infamous Mirons, here are the 3 flavors of sex:

SEX sex: hot, quick, passionate, sweaty, the whole deal
LOVE sex:with someone you really, really love
FUN sex: super fun, for no reason, just to have sex

Flavors of sex:
1. uhhh uhhh harder!
2. mmmh i love you sooo much!
3. Im riding the hog, ridin the hog

by themironsrock October 6, 2009

favored-out

Losing a lucrative or desired opportunity (job or otherwise) because someone else offers favors in order to take the opportunity from you.

She got favored-out of that new high-paying job because some other woman slept with the boss.

by buggy October 16, 2005

favor system

1)System where, instead of money, favors are exchanged

2) A pay it forward type system

Jon forgot his wallet when Steve and Jon went to the bar. When Jon offered to pay Steve back Steve said,"Don't worry about it man- we'll keep it on the favor system. I need help moving next week anyway."

by man,ormonkey? August 7, 2010

Favortize

To descriminate between choices and pick a specific one

Why do you favortize her over me?

by Bal3mom August 22, 2018

lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009

Josh Favor

A small but inconvenient request, which you feel obligated to fulfill despite any valid reasoning.

Josh says, "Hey quick favor!" You say, "Oh a Josh favor, o.k." <give him the look and do the favor>

Tid- Bit: Josh is great at making you feel bad!!

by Espixyz December 11, 2010

mixing flavors

to have sex with one person and shortly after have sex with a different person.

G: not gonna lie homie, I fucked Susie last night. JJ: man...not gonna lie I fucked her right before I left. G: that bitch mixing flavors!

by yagirlsusie August 7, 2011