Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018

jake and tess

An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj

Jake and Tess are so amazing

by Gersh money November 24, 2016

Tess

A UBER HOT BABE

TESS IS SO HOT

by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022

Tess

baddest b in the world
so funny and amazing
usually people named tess or tessa or teresa have lots and lots of friends

“Yo that girl is so cool”
“Yea what’s her name?”
“It’s Tess”
“Makes sense”

by yourfavperson<3 January 30, 2022

tess

tess has a big butt that all the guys love

woah did u see tess’ butt hanging out

by makeme November 3, 2019

Tess

Tess is the nicest person with the biggest ... on earth. She will always cheer you up, and make you laugh with the helicopter thing. The doorbell is awesome.

"Damn, Tess's dick is HUGE" "Much different from Gray's dick, which is disappointing."

by ppsucc2 February 10, 2023

Tess

Tess is that funny, loveable girl in your class, who is loyal, athletic but also really smart and kind. She generally has shoulder-length brown hair and blue eyes and is not small, but at the same time, can sometimes be seen as it when she stands next to tall boys in her year (which there are many of). She loves nothing more than to laugh and chat and will seem amused by everything you say, even if she is not (because she is also very polite). Tess, although seeming perfect, may also have some insecurities, which she hides from the naked eye, and needs an understanding, kind and funny boy to help her accept these imperfections. If you ever find a Tess like this (or me because I am literally this definition of a Tess) grab her by the waist, tell her, you love her and you will not regret it for the rest of your life, I promise, or write her a love note and slip it in her blazer pocket. Either way, you hold her hand under the desk in class, and around the school grounds plus write her cute love notes to remind her of how you got together. She will cherish you until the day she passes, no matter how long the relationship lasts, and you will do your best to treat her with love and respect, despite any pain. Don't get in a word argument with her because you will always loose (it depends on your build if it's physical fight, but she is very fit and sporty). She'll want to kiss you before the Christmas break and has a birthday 3 days before your own.

BOY 1-'WOW, YOU'RE WITH TESS? YOU'RE SO LUCKY!'
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022