Tess

Tess is the nicest person with the biggest ... on earth. She will always cheer you up, and make you laugh with the helicopter thing. The doorbell is awesome.

"Damn, Tess's dick is HUGE" "Much different from Gray's dick, which is disappointing."

by ppsucc2 February 10, 2023

Maria Tess

Maria tess

Maria Tess

by MariabTess October 21, 2021

Tess

An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.

Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.

Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.

Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic

Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !

by JawJacker August 2, 2019

Tess

A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name

"Tess," called Lily, "Where do we have maths next period?"

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 5, 2022

Tess

A girl who likes One direction, has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is only a little bit small, when compared to tall boys in her form. She laughs a lot, is the smartest girl in most classes and really loves Phys Ed.
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x

Tess's are smart funny and adorable she is loyal and will love you to bits.

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022

Hayden and tess

hayden and tess in a car are they naked yhes they are.

Hayden and tess are so sexy

by jackmehoff6969696966969 March 3, 2024

Tess

the hottest girl in the whole of the mornington peninsula she’s so fit and funny and everrrryoooonneeee wants to be her 😈😈😈😈

wow is that tess she is intensely hot !¡¡!!¡

by Starrrkat December 7, 2021