Family Smug

A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.

Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.

by tincopper September 26, 2010

young smug

A youngin who is slightly sassy

Oh she young smug ya feel me ma?

by Riri big toe November 21, 2017

White boy smug

Knowing you have privilege and advantage. And being an inconsiderate jerk about it.

Did you see that kid staring down that senior, Native American guy? Man, he was white boy smug!

by Siralene January 25, 2019

a cosmic smug

a very smug smug, cosmic you could say.
smug is also a tsundere

smug is my grinding bird
a cosmic smug

by big daddy nash May 21, 2021

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

smugnorant

when hubris and ignorance combine to create blindness

Bari Weisses is smugnorant when it comes to facts.

by dequsee February 4, 2019

Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

by Red001 May 27, 2012