boyaka smug pianist: (sits next to piano)
girl: have you ever play ed the piano
boy: just for like a month
girl: I'm a Gr.2 pianist
boy:(plays fur elise with no mistakes) and looks at girl
girl: have you ever play ed the piano
boy: just for like a month
girl: I'm a Gr.2 pianist
boy:(plays fur elise with no mistakes) and looks at girl
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Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
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