The inability to act on one's own behalf. A mental freeze when it comes to taking positive actions, initiating projects, or moving forward with existing projects.
My older brother, suffering from a bad case of agency paralysis, couldn't move out of his apartment into the better and cheaper one he was offered.
by lexicalibc December 26, 2017
The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis May 29, 2018
A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.
"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."
by Pound Paralysis May 15, 2018
"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."
by Sndndb September 20, 2022
The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.
by Torgud January 30, 2020
The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard
Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
by Assaddition November 17, 2019
a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality
by iwannaiguana April 10, 2021