Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

celtic

celtic is the worst football team going and their clubs dead

imagine being a celtic fan

by princessevie3727 March 07, 2021

Celtic Crew

The Crew Of Celtics Who Run North Carolina

Op: Yo Celtic Crew Killed Me

Mark Ruffalo: RIP Bozo

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 19, 2023

Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

celtic

a load of dirt supports them. rangers r better WATP

john: yo rangers beat celtic last night
martin: i know yeoooo

by rangers_watp September 21, 2023

the Celtic trad band

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit single “Hornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro

Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️

by Joe_is_lovely15 February 09, 2024

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019