Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 18, 2019

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 4, 2011

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck January 20, 2012

Celtic pantheon worship

A religion that is the revival of the worship of all the gods of the Celts.

He's into Celtic pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Celtic Crew

The Crew Of Celtics Who Run North Carolina

Op: Yo Celtic Crew Killed Me

Mark Ruffalo: RIP Bozo

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 19, 2023

celtic da

Celtic Da (sell-tick-da) - Noun:
Individual who overly uses Celtic related emojis and terms such as 🍀💚 and HH in a non-ironic manner. Also likely to reference how difficult times were in the 90s as a rebuttal to any and all complaints younger generations may have.

Have 3 different spellings of the word “Brendan”.

Think every argument can be stopped with HH.

Use two spaces between words in a sentence.

Sometimes using capital letters in full sentences.

May share religious picture/Celtic picture hybrids.

Celtic da: Calm doon bhoys Brenden will get yiz a treble hh ghod is with us

by DISGUSTENG February 28, 2019