celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Celtic Fan

Irish loyalist Scotsman. Usually doesn't like the fact Scotland is part of the United Kingdom.
Usually disliked by the Scottish/British population.

1: Celtic or Rangers Pal?

2: Uhm.. Celtic! Im a Celtic Fan!

*1 beats up 2*

by SCOTTISHBRITIAN April 25, 2024

Celtic

secret service code name for Joe Biden

Celtic’s wife has her doctoral degree and he has his JD.

by Coop Dupe January 18, 2020

celtic

celtic is the worst football team going and their clubs dead

imagine being a celtic fan

by princessevie3727 March 7, 2021

Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Celtic

Best football team in the world.

Celtic best team in the world

by Bleed_Celtic_1967 instagram December 15, 2021