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(Shoutout to: Audii, Bayan, Anam, Zareen, Zack, Carlos, Indy, Susan, Sarah, Rama and Yara)
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“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos
“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
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