spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021
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spicy McHaggis

A man(typically Scottish) who eats haggis
Woman- I have an amazing Spicy McHaggis
Man-I am my girlfriend's Spicy McHaggis
by Herpesbacon April 06, 2017
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Spicy

Sooooooo Spicyyyyyy
by Corabear7361 October 15, 2018
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spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better
fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”
by ItsRec August 05, 2022
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Hey babe it's April 23 - national send spicy pics day, so where are my spicy pics at?
by Dabiggersteppa April 23, 2024
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spicy butterfinger

A sexual act where chili powder or oil is secretly added to anal lubricant before applying
Mike surprised Denise in the bedroom with a Spicy Butterfinger. She was furious for days
by Chuck Lippincott July 27, 2018
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Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 04, 2014
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